Apr 27, 2018
It’s “TOW George Stephanopolous”! No one has a “pl,” but we’ve got plenty of tiki death punch!
FOOD:We contemplate what constitutes a “blobbie,” which crew member they borrowed a candy bar wrapper from, why Europeans don’t wash (or refrigerate) their eggs, and whether or not cookie dough can kill you.
Apr 20, 2018
We’re discussing “The One With the Thumb” this week, so naturally we froze cranberry juice in latex gloves to make thumb-shaped ice cubes for the vodka cranberries we sipped on. That’s normal, right?
FOOD: We discuss proper knife technique, fresh vs. boxed pasta, our soft spot for soft pretzels, and ponder...
Apr 13, 2018
If Carol gets a juice box at the end of “TOW the Sonogram,” then we get to sip on (adult) juice (wine) boxes while we talk about the episode, right?
FOOD: We discuss our chosen wines (including bougie wine descriptions), lackluster lasagna, a shortage of adequate curry props, and (apparently) free juice boxes at the...
Apr 6, 2018
It’s “The One With the Pilot,” so of course we’re sipping aviation cocktails.
FOOD: We talk decorative chili peppers, spoon-grabbing as a metaphor for life, spit takes, the evils of aspartame, and how if you fix a cookie, you can fix anything.
FASHION: “Hi! We’re all caricatures of our character-tures!”...