May 11, 2018
It’s “TOW the Butt”! Chandler cooks breakfast for Aurora, so we’re drinking Salvatore Calabrese’s famous Breakfast Martini!
FOOD: Ross drinks S...apple, Chandler makes a speedy breakfast for Aurora (or does he?), and the gang enjoys some popcorn-fueled dancing.
FASHION: Rachel’s hair is still pupating, and her bunching says “button.” Speaking of which, we need a Nubbin Button. Monica is in Pleasantville, but we haven’t lost hope in her ability to see color (even if it is always red at this point). We debate crushed vs. flat velvet and its effect on bumpety-bump-bumps. Aurora WINS at everything.
FUN: “Ta-da!” is the new “hello,” the gang won’t let Ross throw them a bone, an actual director plays the director, and you can almost smell Chandler’s bachelor bedroom. BTW, if you’ve only seen the Netflix version, you’re missing out on a lot--everything from Estelle’s real debut, Magic Eye books, rogue hairs, and multiple dance sequences!