May 4, 2018
It’s “TOW the East German Laundry Detergent,” so Heather has found us a black forest martini that’s stronger than the Iron Curtain!
FOOD: Chicken wings -- who knew they were so complicated to make? Or that you could order “flats only”? Chandler consumes inhuman amounts of caffeine and “saves” Janice from a piece of glass in her eye.
FASHION: No wonder Rachel’s nubbins are always showing -- her skirts are shrinking by the second! Speaking of which, Joey’s shirt seems to have shrunk because hello, biceps! Monica wears COLOR! Elizabeth gives us a lesson on making people uncomfortable by complimenting their beauty. Janice has the best outfit of the episode.
FUN: Wait a second … is Janice actually annoying? What the heck is a violin doing on Ross’s wall? We decide that Jeff the Crew Member was very busy in this episode, and ponder what it must be like to do laundry in the Big City.